20-10-2007

Na de hele mislukte operatie bij het Como-meer (zie verhaal) nog even het moreel opgevijzeld, vooral het mijne...

 

traditional4014. Canada Cache by Kindersuprise
4014SmileNa het opvoeren van twee kluchten werd het tijd voor een derde. In file werd van Noordwijk naar Noordwijkerhout gereden om aldaar het Canada-gevoel te ontdekken. Terwijl ik rustig mijn gebruikelijke voorbereidingen trof, zag ik Quaerens uit een rijdende auto springen met waarschijnlijk als doel om ons te tonen dat ie het geocachen echt niet verleerd was. Zelfs liep ie min of meer in de goede richting naar de cache-plek. Aldaar bleek toch zijn gebrek aan ervaring, want hij begon één voor één alle kiezelsteentjes te onderzoeken om te kijken of er misschien een grote tupperware-box onder lag verborgen. Je begrijpt dat ik zulk onprofessioneel zoekgedrag niet kon aanzien en snel heb ik de fraai verborgen box tevoorschijn getrokken.
Ook bleek dat de conditie van mijn lotgenoten zwaar was gedaald tijdens de Como-Meer actie. Nog talloze malen moest ik de box na het terugplaatsen opnieuw pakken, omdat dan weer een pen was vergeten, of dan weer iemand het logboek niet had getekend, of dan weer iemand de hele doos niet had gezien, je bedenkt het niet.
Maar eind goed al goed en na het bedanken van iedereen koerste ik terug richting Delft.
BVDLC


4013traditional4013. Bovenaan de Klucht by Riesjart
SmileVoor een klucht heb je een paar ingrediënten nodig. Daar was ik snel achter toen ik in mijn eentje vlak voor een mini-event nog even deze cache wilde graaien. Dus na een paar minuten de zoekactie afgebroken en hup naar het Como-Meer alwaar de andere acteurs zich bevonden.
Na afloop van de gezellige waterrijke gebeurtenis kon ik ze meetronen naar Noordwijk om een leuke klucht op te voeren. Geheel vrijwillig werd daaraan ook meegewerkt door de buurvrouw die in haar misère plots een schijnbare dronkaard op heterdaad betrapte bij het leunen tegen haar gegalvaniseerde en prachtig groen geverfde metalen afrastering. Alle digitale camera’s werden op het hoogtepunt van de daverende show in stelling gebracht om niets aan de vergetelheid te verliezen. Tussendoor werd de door mij vrijwel direct gespotte fraai verborgen micro van hand tot hand doorgegeven om te bekrabbelen.
Helaas hebben mijn lotgenoten in hun enthousiasme de Noordwijkse betekenis van de Klucht niet doorgrond en ben ik dus de enige van het gezelschap die dit culturele hoogstandje heeft ontwaard.
BVDLC

 

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