04-09-2008

Met Achtbaangek en Steensnoeper op stap bij Apeldoorn. Wij hebben ook de ernaast gelegen cache (Mystery van de Beerput) van Dukkie proberen te vinden, maar dat is helaas niet gelukt.

 

5668amulti5668. Avatar en het doodshoofd by Dukkie

SmileToen 8bg mij belde om samen met hem en st1snpr deze lugubere onderneming aan te vangen, heb ik meteen toegehapt. Niet wetende dat zij die klus onlangs al hadden geklaard en het wel leuk vonden om die te herhalen en daarbij mijn vertoonde kunsten te beoordelen. Zo stonden zij grijnzend met de handen in de zakken toe te kijken hoe ik mij suf zocht naar way-points en in de weer was met zachte potloden en zo.

Het had ook wel voordelen trouwens. Zo kreeg ik voortdurend te horen dat het allemaal goed zou komen. Dat was hun reactie op mijn hulpeloos uitziende acties. Zelfs werd zo nu en dan een helpende hand toegestoken als het hen te lang duurde. Gelukkig heb ik zelf een poosje voor Avatar gestudeerd en mij dus in de situatie geschikt. Ze lieten mij trouwens halverwege rustig een kilometer in de verkeerde richting wandelen, dus mijn moreel werd danig getest. Ik kwam daar tot ieders verbazing alleen maar sterker uit naar voren.

Omdat ik dankzij het geocachen tot een strakke acteur ben uitgegroeid, heb ik op het orgastische hoogtepunt van deze cache totaal geen emotie getoond en opgemerkt dat het best wel een leuke cache was, alleen wel wat omslachtig en dat het allemaal best wat simpeler had gekund. Ze hadden natuurlijk een totaal andere reactie verwacht, maar deden hun best om hun teleurstelling te verbijten. Zo heb ik dubbel plezier beleefd aan deze uitzonderlijke cache. Dank daarvoor.

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